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I am very excited about where my blog has gone and I am excited for where it has yet to go. I remember doing my last “hits” post at 1k. Time for an update, I gu

So, first things first – does this really have over a hundred sex positions being acted out? The answer is yes. You will be overwhelmed by the amount of positio

Hello Ladies and Gents! Here is a list that I’ve come up. Just some random cool things to think about if you’re giving the gift of sex or love this year. I’m no

So, it’s 2011 and you bought a crappy “this will do for now” calendar. Fear not, my lovelies, I have a hot one for you. Digital Playground has their new calenda

Hello everyone, I have a question for you. What adult-youtube-like sites do you use and prefer? I’ve been meaning to post some videos but I’m worried about host

I had my husband do a review of something that he didn’t even know existed and it came out to be quite amusing. He loves his new anal toy. I’ve known for some t

Holy wow. I had an amazing time at the ANME Show this time around, July 2011. They went ahead and upstaged their previous shows and put on an awesome carnival f

Ladies and Gentlemen, I was lucky enough to attend this years ANME show and I was thoroughly impressed. The ANME Founders Show is a gathering of adult product c

Days ago, in Burbank, California, there was a huge event that brought the industries finest all into one location, the Marriott, to discuss the future of sex an

I am back to tell some more tales of the show, please enjoy this next segment and be prepared for more in the coming days! Thanks for the feedback and comments,

Hey guys, welcome to Part Three! You’ve made it pretty far and I think I still have two more parts to go. Hot Damn. :) Oh, so, this is sort of random, but I kne

The lovely StorErotica Magazine was the officially appointed media coverage for the ANME Founders Show this year, which meant that they had a big tie-in to the

Topco Sales gets their own Re-Cap because they have so much going on, and because I am in love with their new products! Be warned, you may see offensive things.

The ANME Founders show was awesome and I got to see a lot of the newest things on the market and some of those that have yet to arrive! And I met someone totall

I got note of ANE when @PapayaPam sent out a nice email, letting select bloggers and reviewers know that AVN was opening up to the media side of attendees, and

This is the clitoral vibrator that is made by Nomi Tang. Nomi Tang really knows how to set themselves apart from the rest of the toy market with their innovativ

Hello ladies! So yes, it’s Black Friday and you probably got home not too long ago from shopping your caboose off. Or…you’ve been sitting on your caboose and yo

Wow, if you’ve been around my blog as long as I have been, you would know that I have an extreme love for Brazilian Carnaval. The music, the dancing, the dancer

The sweet, iconic bowtie has been around long enough to please the senses of many women. Now they’re back, and in your pants. Random Tip: If you order strippers

I would like to thank all of you for all the awesome things that you said/did and created for me. Keep reading this post and you can see everything adorable! Yo

Again, the amazing Evolved has come out with a line of waterproof and very fulfilling vibes by the name of Roulette. I think that they are called Roulette becau

I’ve kept it quiet for the last four months in hope that my online stalker would cease his activities and maybe get a life. I was wrong. I still haven’t confron

The brand is Death by Orgasm and the toy is a Scorpion. Hot? Scary? Freaky? I think so, all of the above. This is what I did for Halloween and I just wanted to

I am lucky to have gotten an email about a crazy book one day. Dirty Sanchez Nation has got to be the most pure piece of literature on many-many sex acts that y

Hey ladies! Welcome back, and sorry for the delay! But I finally pooled all the entries and randomized them. You get to join in my anticipation by watching the

Hey ladies, I have a special contest for you! It’s an Easter one, and it’s a surprise as to what you can win, too. Just have to play along with me, and maybe yo

It’s the Incredible Edible Anus! No, it’s not a joke, yes they are real. And even though you haven’t asked yet, they taste amazing. I must say, they taste bette

This is a cute, pretty-in-pink; waterproof vibrator with dual stimulation and it gives you a sweet, fulfilling feeling during and after your sexploration with i

My little sugar rocks. This is a sweet, little pink vibrator by Evolved. If you know Evolved and their products, they are known for girthy toys with a pretty bi

A sensual, awesome, gothy, chicky, fluffy flogger that is cuter than any other than I’ve seen in my sex shop days. It’s the Fluffy FlogHer by Ruff Doggie Styles

Jimmyjane has created their best possible clitoral vibrator – yet. Being a power fiend, you’d think that I would be hard to please. This is true. I need the amp

Let me introduce you to a sweet, yet kinky new love of mein. Fraulein Kink is a German-based company that has taken a feminine eye into the realm of bondage. Ov

My letter to Cupid was featured today in the SexToys.Com blog! Woohoo! Hopefully that puts me in the running for some amazing toys! If you haven’t already, you

I was so surprised when I had found out that Incoqnito was coming out with a new line of products. Sometimes I look at a company and think “when is their next t

Check it out! A new product, put out by Babeland that is a true original. I couldn’t be more excited, when I was notified about this thing, I knew that I wanted

Time to C-E-L-E-B-R-A-T-E good times, come on! Okay, so this review is going to be short and to the point. I love Mimi. The end. Okay fine, you caught me. I hav

The awesome designer brand of JeJoue has created the G-ki vibrator. Yes, it’s been out for some time and you probably already own it, but this is more of a shoc

We’re talking self-love and self discovery taken to a new level, here, folks. Jimmyjane has created their latest Form of rechargeable pleasure, Form 3, in the p

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that the new Form 3 is out at www.Jimmyjane.com and I wanted to let you know that I will be doing a review soon, so that

I guess that the Jimmyjane Form 4 completes the series of “Pleasure to the People”. This series was designed conjointly between Ethan Imboden (Head of Jimmyjane

Gentlemen, this is how to propose to your sex goddess, your sex kitten, your much appreciated love and vagina of your life. Ladies, you’ve heard the term “left-

I know that I haven’t exactly expressed this before, but I’ve been meaning to. I love crystals, I love nature, I love stones, and of course, solid dildos. This

Let’s talk about LELO! Here is the clitoral stimulator from the Insignia line. Its name is Alia and it rocks. Now, LELO has made a number of clitoral vibes and

Okay, so you know who LELO is by now because I never shut up about them. Here is another excuse for me to blab away. They’re releasing a new line! They never st

Okay lovelies, how are you choosing to spend your winter? I’ve decided to kick it up a notch and show my husband some hand-held heat. I don’t give my guy enough

Remember the pink Mia? That cute little thing, pale pink, USB rechargeable and pretty discreet for a vibrator? Well Mia is back, and down to biz. Mia was my fir

The newest adult pleasure object by the luxurious LELO is Siri. This is an external/clitoral vibrator that is rechargeable and it is the strongest yet, that has

Wow, LELO has gone waterproof. Doesn’t that answer every need of every consumer of a LELO product? We’ve gotten each of our requests answered by those amazing S

My guess is that LELO tested the waters when the released their silk bondage line. Maybe they wanted to know what we thought of the sensations, the beauty and t

Experimental Bondage, curious couples or BDSM regulars…whoever you are, I must tell you about the new line by LELO. The Swedish-based company that is a well-kno

How awesome is LELO? Very awesome. You’ve seen my review of the LELO Sutra Cuffs, and here I am again, with a little more LELO kink for you! I shall now introdu

This is Dotty, a little teaser toy that is made by California Exotic Novelties. She’s cute, slim, tiny, purple and made of soft silicone. She’s equipped with th

This is a cute dual-stimulation vibrator that is made by California Exotic Novelties. It’s cute, pretty, and petite. The vibrations are pleasant and they have t

THUMBS UP! Okay, I saw this thing about a year ago and I couldn’t find enough info on it, so here it is, to help any of you – who are like me! Box your lovers l

Yeah, yeah yeah. Nerdy. I am a couple hours late on this post because it’s already the fifth of May. Oh well. “Yesterday” was the fourth, or Star Wars Day. I ac

For something that is cuter than the usual pocket rocket and less intense or threatening, it’s time you meet Pipedream Toy’s Mini Mini Wanachi Wand. This is a c

Hello everyone! I’ve been out for a while, so I wanted to give a personal update as to what I’ve been up to lately. Sorry to leave you hanging, but I love lots

In my life, I’ve been to a number of sex toy parties, even before I was old enough to be comfortable with the idea. (I was introverted but I wanted to be cool l

Hey guys, today I am going to tell you about NippleCharms.com ! It’s a cool site with jewelry for your boobies. And for other parts of your body, too. My histor

Everyone who doesn’t have it – wants it. It’s the Eleven by njoy. Big brother to its siblings – the Fun Wand and Pure Wand, this big boy is more than a dildo. E

Oh La La, a sexy toy made of solid stainless steel! These twelve ounces of polished pleasure are perfect for honing in on your g-spot. I wouldn’t be surprised i

I wish that I could say “This is the latest contribution that Nomi Tang has brought to the bedroom.” But I would be incorrect! This brand is really hitting the

Okay, I honestly can’t think of a glass dildo that I love more. This tentacle-tongue dildo is made by my pals over at Pipedream Products. This Icicle is number

Going out at night, doing awesome things like clubbing and concerts is all good. But I’m posting this review to show you a way to make it all better. The OhMiBo

Haha, I have penis bracelets! They’re durable, fun, cute to play with, and cool to give to friends! Okay, now there isn’t much to do with a Penis Bandz bracelet

Hey guys! I just wanted to let you know that I have put together a giveaway contest through Babeland for my birthday! I haven’t had any contests through Babelan

The comedic sex lovers of Pipedream Products have come out with a line of glass toys called Icicles. I really love the look of these toys and they are also pret

This review is for the boys and girls. One for the couple. One for the lady who likes to plan a night for her partner. My husband and I like to use these two to

Okay, so I would like to introduce you to a rabbit vibrator that is worth every penny of its price. Meet the California Exotic Novelties Platinum Rabbit Vibrato

So, I’ve found an amazing dildo and I would love to share it with you, but I suggest that you get your own because…mine doesn’t leave my bedside. =) (Please exc

I have a few vibes to talk about from California Exotic Novelties and they aren’t Jopen this time! Those will be coming soon, my lovelies. You know how much I’v

Apples Are Gone, Snake Remains by MrKostas Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For

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Okay, I was at a sex toy show and I walked up to the GoodVibes booth and this hot chick started playing with a Rub Me Massage Bar and showed me how smooth it gl

Bulletin: For a cute, cheap thrill, go to BetterSex.com to pick up the Senso Six Pack of Cock Rings! The love bumps of craziness do a vagina good. Yes, you know

Penis QR Code Alright, it’s time that I catch up with technology! I just designed my own Penis QR Code for my blog. Check it out! Just open your QR scanner app

Here are just a few songs for thought, for this lovely Friday Night of ours! Nelly Furtado – Maneater (HOT.) And when she walks she walks with passion when she

Okay, lately I’ve been watching Shark Week on Netflix. No idea why, I guess I’ve always been interested since I was younger and saw commercials for it. But I ne

I am about to cover a very cool brand of electro sex products that will erotically and electronically get you off in the strangest way that you may ever try, as

As you may remember, I’ve had an amazing experience with a strap-on harness. I am now telling you that this setup totally blew my other gear out of the water. L

Maybe you’ve seen or heard of these by now? Maybe you haven’t. Either way, they’re some cool fuzzy hoods that you can wear during cold weather. In reality, they

Everyone has been curious about this one, and I’m sorry that I’ve been holding out on you! Here it is, my new love. A Silicone Dildo – Split to Perfection. The

Hey everyone, here is an awesome conglomeration of Sqweel lovin. I really love and hate this thing because it’s such a damn tease! Now it’s gotten even more evi

I had no idea that the birthday party would end with sex objects and cute GAG gifts. That’s what you get when you put my husband, his friends and me in the same

Hey guys and gals! My husband is here and he would like to tell you our crazy story about the new Tenga Air. He’s quite the character. First of all, I will give

You’re probably familiar with all the top name companies and big distributers, but it’s pretty hard to find the little guys who make great products. Let me intr

I love unicorns. Okay, I want to just throw in some fun things here and there to talk about from Pipedream Products. They are a company who makes some pretty en

I’ve always wanted this thing! I’m not even an Edward fan, or Twilight, for that matter. Nor do I watch those vampire shows…I just love taboo dildos! This is th

Okay ladies, you’ve caught me in an envious moment. I get to give one of you a Fun Factory vibrator that I want for myself! Introducing – Fun Factory’s G4 Tiger

Thank you, to everyone who entered! I’m sorry that I don’t have more prizes to give out, but instead, one big one. Congrats to Katie Ex, who is now the proud ow

I am very excited to say that I made the top 100! Not only there, but I’ve made the top 50. This really excites me and I’m proud to know that people like what t

So much fun! I don’t know if you remember, but back in the day, I reviewed an earlier relative of the Toyfriend, it was the Cute Tickler. Simply said, more powe

Just one of my four bottles. Hello ladies! I am going to make it short and sweet. I’m growing my boobies. *gasp* I just outed myself. I haven’t even looked into

So, I’ve seen a Pirate Ship, I’ve been to a Pirate Shop and I’ve played with many– a-Pirate Prop. But now is the time for the real toys, so I introduce you to t

Me, back when we got the helmet. Okay, mark my words, this is just a fantasy. Purely fictional as of today and probably for a while after this, too. I saw Babel

Hey guys, just wanted to take a second to introduce you to my new lady friend! This is my new Vulva Puppet! You may have seen them before, they are quite popula

Everyone knows We-Vibe, the innovative company, brand, and couples toy that changed the role of toys during sex. The brand is pushing beyond their already famed

Hey Everyone, I just wanted to let you know that there will be no more annoying content warnings and more freedom! I am very excited to report that I now have m

So you’ve seen it, you know that it would be amazing to own…but there is no way that you could afford the luxury of a diamond-studded, gold plated vibrator. All