This review is for the boys and girls. One for the couple. One for the lady who likes to plan a night for her partner. My husband and I like to use these two toys while lying next to each other and turning each other on. That makes for some good pirate booty!
Ladies first! The Hidden Pleasure Vibe. This vibrator is sleek, small, cute and highly decorated. The Base is rounded and screws onto the shaft, where the battery is housed. The button is a small white button that you press in to hear a click. With each click, you will be taken through each of the three speeds. I love this vibrator because it can take the place of your pocket rocket. The reason being – it runs on a double-A battery. No “n” batteries here, ladies. All power. I love AA batteries. When I hear that a toy comes with/requires a AA, or more, I know that it will be worth my time! (I don’t mess around.) This vibe is also waterproof, which is awesome because a lot of the battery-run pocket-rocket-types aren’t usually splash-proof or waterproof. The specific design that I have is the Sasha Grey Hidden Pleasure Vibe. It’s white; and it has pretty swirl designs that I will call “fleur” designs. The chest that it comes with is the part about it being a “hidden pleasure” because, if you have a vibrator in this storage case, it becomes your hidden treasure, which is full of pleasure. The chest is also white, to match, and it has a skull motif and the pretty swirl designs around it.
The Pirates toys all have different embellishments that really set the tone for their line. For the Hidden Pleasure vibes, you will notice the silver bands or strips or outlines that make the toy look like its studded. No, it’s not metal, it’s plastic. Although it’s not the real-deal, I can tell you that Digital Playground applied it very appropriately and better than a lot of the toys out there that have the same plastic studding. I am not sure how they were able to get the silver stuff so perfect…It’s almost as if they talked to the fabricator and slipped them some extra bills and said “make ours the best”. I swear, I’ve been to a couple shows and I’ve seen that other people had the same studding going on and they weren’t done as well. Some of the paint was on the vibrator itself, some of the studding wasn’t molded correctly, and so on. Digital Playground has honestly set the bar for decorative and detailed sex toys. Anyways! Back to the chest! You can use it to store the vibrator and keep it housed safely and decoratively. One may think that it was just a jewelry box if it were setting on your dresser. And believe me, it houses a gem! Of course, when I use this thing, I click it all the way to high and I play with the vibe for a little while internally and then I bring it to my clit and massage away. It’s not intimidating at all as a vibrator because it’s so short, and you don’t feel like you need to plunge in and massage your entire vagina. Just do some teasing before your pleasing. The shaft is very smooth and it’s made of body safe, medical grade plastics. The tip of the vibrator is slightly pointed so you can get into those tiny secret spots very easily. My old pocket rocket, on the other hand, had a flat surface and it had a bigger diameter, which only left room to say “bam, face first onto my clit”, and no maneuvering allowed.
The other toy that we like to play with is the Pirate Booty Stroker. This thing is flesh-toned in color and smells very sweet. I never usually use my nose, for reals. I don’t smell many things unless I make the effort to. It’s only when something smells really bad or really good that my nose pays attention. It was the case of “really good” this time. I pulled it out of the package and immediately, the aroma of candy filled the air. I have no idea how or why this is…but it was awesome. I handed it to my husband and said “what does this smell like?” and his response was the same – “candy”. This Pirate Booty Stroker is smooth, squishy and full of detail, just like its counterparts. The stroker has an immense amount of detail and I had to sit there for a while, just studying it. I usually dive right in, when it comes to toys because it’s about what they do and not how they look. But this thing was admirable to me! I took it back from my husband and I started listing off the details. “She has hair, waves, curls, a hat, necklaces, chains, eyes, nose, nostrils, lips, eyebrows, chin, breasts, nipples, belly button, booty, anus (non penetrable), vagina (useful) and the love tunnel extends to her small mouth. This thing is beautiful and full of detail. It even carries to the inside; the internal details are ridges that gradually get closer together because you’re coming up closer to the mouth-hole.
I handed it over to my husband with some water-based lube and let him have-at-it. He began to stroke and I began to enjoy my pleasure vibe. I had reached orgasm at the thought of us, lying next to each other but not getting each other off. We were separate but very together; it was a strange and naughty feeling. After I had relaxed and become even more comfortable with this strange feeling, I turned on my side and began to enjoy the view. He was stroking really hard and plunging into the Pirate Booty Stroker like he owned her. And he did. Once I saw that the face began to distort, I suggest to him that he come out of her mouth. It took some effort because her mouth was so tight, being brand new and out of the package. But I got a kick out of his penis head coming out of her mouth. One bonus about that action, her lips didn’t tear and make a bigger hole. Isn’t that amazing? (Plus, he totally liked it better than the Fleshlight!) Great materials in this stroker! He stroked for a while longer and I had another two orgasms and we ended up putting the toys aside and had some rough sex afterwards.
In short, these are great toys that have standard uses and they are well-made. I would like to say thanks again, to Digital Playground for your Pirates Pleasure Vibe and the Pirates Booty Stroker. They make an awesome pair for any couple for experimental play, or even as stand-alones.
