Because of the fact that everyone has their own taste and curiosities in sex toys, I’ve decided to come up with a pretty good comprehensive list of toys of all types. I’m going to call this the Hall of Fame because, that’s where the best belong, right? Hopefully you will see new things listed here and find new loves for your toy box. I am super fond of many of these things, and that has driven me to do this.
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This is a clitoral vibrator by Vibratex. Its sister to the Hitachi and that is why it is no wonder that it packs so much power. This thing is a tried and true love of mine. Kama Sutra Closet introduced me to her and I’ve been in love with her ever since. It’s driven by AA batteries and it’s cordless. Heaven. Since its original release, Babeland has the rechargeable version in their shop, if you prefer to go without batteries; this may be your choice. Either way…Hell yes, ladies! (Remember – code PRETTY15 at checkout for 15% off at KamaSutraCloset!!)
This is a very cute, super light and super versatile clitoral vibrator with tons of power for its size. Wow. I really love this thing to pieces. It’s expensive, yes, but it’s very unique and totally serves its purpose. Not only is it adorable, but it is waterproof. This thing is amazing all over the board. The Form 2 was created by Jimmyjane, a company that is based on design and product quality. You will love your rechargeable Form 2 as much as I love mine.
The Jollie Dildo has a strange name, a strange shape but it has beautiful designs and colors inside. There are quite a few types to choose from and whatever you decide on will exceed your expectations. Made of silicone and sparkles, these babies are ergonomically shaped to massage your vagina from the inside during orgasm. There is nothing like it, and that’s why many shops charge so much for them. Kama Sutra Closet has the best price in town and has an extensive Jollies Brand selection. (Remember – code PRETTY15 at checkout for 15% off!!)
Of course the Hitachi is going to be on the list! Honestly, I don’t have one yet. That’s pretty embarrassing for me to admit, being a Power Queen and all…But I know from millions of opinions that Hitachi is an Orgasm God. This thing is used in real life, pornos and in massage-situations alike. It’s everyone’s everything. Some day it will be mine, too!
The OhMiBod Freestyle Vibrator is flawless. The shaft is smooth, the power is intense and the music makes it euphoric!!! Attach your own music source (ipod, iphone, etc) and the vibrator will vibrate along with your music. Bliss. Simply bliss. Make your own playlists to play with yourself to, or have your partner rock your bod. Either way, this thing deserves a trophy. OhMiBod is my favorite brand.
OhMiBod also came out with another amazing music-activated vibrator. This one is a bullet that is attached to a sound box via a cord. You plug the bullet into your underwear or just between your labia, make sure your sound box is connected to the bullet cord and powered by enough batteries and get your ass into the club. This Club Vibe is powered by ambient music and sounds. I’ve taken mine to movie theaters and concerts. Just be ready for a standing orgasm, they’re difficult to maintain!
The Two was made by women for women. Lesbians, to be exact. This is the hottest fingering dildo that I’ve ever seen and experienced. You slip the Two over your own two fingers and it gives you a silicone extension to better pleasure your lover with the comfort of not being jammed into her vagina during the act. With proper communication, an open mind and a desire for amazing G-Sport orgasms, the Two is magnificent!
I have a sex machine. Who gets to say that? I do! Thanks to BetterSex.com, they are selling a hot pink one! Hell yeah! What’s hotter than a super-powered, pumping penis that goes at you with super speed and without slowing down? I can’t think of anything other than my Caesar 2.0. If you are a nympho, this is the machine for you. You can wedge it between your mattresses to enjoy or swivel the arm around to have it pound you on the floor, in a chair, on a table or standing up. The situations and ideas are endless. Sigh. This thing makes me feel so naughty.
First of all, any harness by Spareparts is going to be an amazing fit, superior quality and it will make you smile. But I love Theo. Theo makes it easy to enjoy yourself while you please your partner. Especially if you have a two-way dildo that you could wear inside yourself while you are banging or pegging your partner. Thanks to the pocket in this harness, you can use practically any dildo and cleanup is super easy. Just toss it in the wash! (Remember – code PRETTY15 at checkout for 15% off!!)
I can imagine that you love to have sex and that you also love to have clitoral stimulation, right? If I want an amazing and gushing g-spot orgasm during sex, I need clitoral stimulation at the same time. That’s what the Chippendales Diva does for you. You can have it rest over your labia and onto your clit seamlessly between two bodies during sex. It’s perfect.
The Little Platinum is a small vibrator that was produced by the famed Jimmyjane. It’s a waterproof vibe that is dipped in Platinum and has a replaceable motor. Whether you choose the Platinum, Gold or the Chroma vibes, all will have the same replaceable motor. When you buy any of these, you are investing in a piece that will last for a great amount of time and if anything were to happen, you could just replace the heart of the toy to revive it again. That’s a promise of a sex toy. (Remember – code PRETTY15 at checkout for 15% off!!)
This rabbit vibrator isn’t made of platinum, but it feels rich while it’s dipping you into orgasms after orgasms after orgasms. California Exotic Novelties makes amazing rabbit vibrators and this is a classic by them. I really love my Platinum Rabbit because it is strong enough for me and its waterproof and super durable. I couldn’t ask for more in a rabbit vibe.
Okay guys, here is your kryptonite. I haven’t found a male sex toy that can top the sensations of a Tenga Flip Hole. I’m still up for the challenge if you know of any…but I’ve had my husband test quite a few different types and this still reigns as king in our home. As it should. Tenga has done extensive research to build the best internal stimuli for a masturbator and they’ve totally succeeded.
Ophoria has come out with a G-Spot toy that is hard to compare with the rest on the market. This thing is sturdy, dense and high-powered. The most interesting part about this toy is the bulbous end that continuously massages the g-spot with every pass. It’s a total success and I recommend it for anyone who loves to explore themselves.
A necklace that may not be for everyone, but it’s totally for me. This is the Blade Necklace, by INCOQNITO. The design behind this is amazing. The blade flips out of its pendant shape to turn into a slightly sharp edge that can be used in sensation play. INCOQNITO is where fashion meets sex and you can wear your toys without anyone being the wiser.
Another object by INCOQNITO is the Lambskin Collar. This one is totally different. This is probably the most fashionable piece in the line, being that you can wear it with anything and you can dress it up or down. It snaps all the way up to your neck and dresses you in a sophisticated manner. Until the lights go out, that is…It has a slip hole in the back of the tie so that your partner can pull you around like a pet. Freakin’ hot.
The Eroscillator doesn’t vibrate. It oscillates. That’s why this toy really makes a difference. Plug it into your wall, the cord will reach your bed and you just place it where it needs to go. *BAM* within minutes you’ve already had multiple orgasms. If you’re not too familiar with the process, this toy even comes with tips and ideas for beginners in their pamphlet. It’s a really great toy and on the top of everyone’s list if they own it.
Ina is a very uniquely shaped rabbit style vibrator that was put out by LELO, a luxury pleasure company. LELO does top-of-the-line toys of every type and Ina is one of them. It’s a very successful design that you just rock back and forth over your clitoris for sensational vibrations that carry from inside out, and then back inside. I love my Ina.
Siri is another toy by LELO, one of the newest, actually. Siri is a small vibrator that is dedicated to clitoral stimulation, has a great amount of power and you also get those amazing LELO vibrational patterns to enjoy with it. Siri is yet another success for LELO and it is currently being enjoyed by women who know what they want!
For partner sex, the We-Vibe is very popular. A lot of people think that toys are just made for masturbation, which is not at all true. This toy demonstrates that in its core. You slip this toy inside of the vagina and one motor vibrates over the g-spot while the other vibrates over the clitoris. The man gets to feel the pleasure of the internal motor right along with his partner.
Penis craft time! What could be more fun? I have lots of penis clones of my husband. I even have one that glows in the dark. You know Darth Vader, right? Well, I made a clay penis shaped like Darth Vader of Star Wars and I cloned him into a vibrator! The possibilities of this kit are endless. They make perfect presents and even Justin Timberlake would approve. (Dick in a Box!)
Top-of-the-line Stripper Pole. End of Story. X-Pole is the company and they have been fabricating the highest quality and strongest poles that I’ve ever seen. On top of the fact that they are the best, you can use this in your home or apartment without worrying about making holes in the ceiling. Plus – it’s sturdier than those that actually make holes in the ceiling! Mine is set up in my living room, all shiny and tall. We’ve clocked this thing at around 350 lbs, hanging from the pole at one time. As I said, strong. They come in static (still/not moving) and the X-pert pole can spin as well as stay still. That’s the one I have. When the pole spins along with you, many more beautiful moves can be done. Video was some really good chick on YouTube, lol!
The Throe should be a staple of every household that sex occurs in. Just throw down this piece of fabric that is made to keep juices off your sheets and ENJOY. It’s waterproof, reversible and machine-washable. Some women are ashamed of their ability to squirt during orgasm. I have no idea why. Squirting is a skill! This Throe makes life easier for any couple who gets wet and doesn’t want to change the sheets all the time. Thank you, Liberator, for coming up with this thing!
Okay, so you love your vagina but you want to tone its muscles. This is how you do it. Your kegels are your muscles that you use to squeeze your vagina tighter. If you can tone those muscles, you will totally torture your man during sex. I mean that both ways…I had a couple ex-boyfriends who got mad because I hurt them and now, my husband loves them! Who cares? Tone them up either way. If you work your kegels you will only be doing yourself a favor in life and your vagina will be thankful. With this toy, the Teneo Uno, you just insert the ball, squeeze your kegels and do your best to hold it in there while tugging on the string portion. That’s a super easy way to work them out. The harder you pull, hold your muscles tight and then release. Soon enough, you and your partner will be enjoying sex on another level!
This has got to be the best ball gag that I’ve ever seen. Okay, you’ve been to sex shops, seen the pathetic straps with the red ball and thought about picking one up. Please don’t get that one. Get this one. Oh my gosh. I find pleasure in biting, and biting this ball gag is so amazing! The rubbery ball isn’t too hard and it isn’t too soft, it’s perfect. The straps are made of smooth leather that feels so amazing around your face and the whole setup is just so comfortable. This is probably the most comfortable piece of kink equipment that you could own. Aslan does amazing things, it’s true.
This is a Size Queen’s dream. It’s an eleven inch steel dildo that is polished to perfection. One end is 1.75” in diameter with ribbing for extra pleasure and the other end is 2” in diameter for the woman who likes to take it all in. There is nothing like this dildo, and that’s why it belongs in the hall of fame. Don’t forget that njoy also makes smaller pieces so that the rest of us can handle ourselves too! (Remember – code PRETTY15 at checkout for 15% off!!)
