Haha, I have penis bracelets! They’re durable, fun, cute to play with, and cool to give to friends!
Okay, now there isn’t much to do with a Penis Bandz bracelet but that’s where the fun comes in. Yes, you know they are cute, funny to look at and you want to amuse your friends…Now it’s time to get creative. You can use them for bachelorette parties, inside jokes, naughty parties and so on. Or you can just use them to accessorize your wrists. I’ve done both (fun and decoration)!
To wear, they are fully durable and you don’t even notice that you’ve been wearing them for weeks at a time. While they are on your wrists, they don’t look like penises, so there isn’t anything to worry about. Now, on the other hand…if you have kids and they notice that you have a silly lil penis band on, they may think it’s really tinkerbell and try to take it from you. That would be a confusing explanation.
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I suggest to keep the penis fun within your circle of friends and not to let the kiddies discover them. Otherwise they may get jealous that you aren’t sharing, when; there is a perfectly good reason not to. I took them out to a trip to Vegas and played games with the ladies and whenever someone acted boldly I gave them a Penis Bandz as a reward for being cocky. The black one was the hit of the weekend. Black cocks always steal the show, don’t they? I’ve also given them to my husband’s friends and snuck some into my mother’s Christmas present. That only became awkward when she got excited, widened her eyes and secretly passed it to my dad, while my brothers became curious.
They’re fun, they’re strong, just like penises are supposed to be, and they have a number of uses also. Find your desired use and check them out here! Great price for unique entertainment. Thank you, Penis Bandz for the impromptu laughter!
