Hey everyone, here is an awesome conglomeration of Sqweel lovin. I really love and hate this thing because it’s such a damn tease! Now it’s gotten even more evil!
Let me recap the Sqweel for you. It’s a battery-operated sex toy that is used for external stimulation of practically anything you want. The focus, though, is for it to imitate oral sex. The measuring-tape-shaped device is rigged with a wheel of ten spinning tongues that are made of silicone. What you do is this: get some water-based lube, put a couple drops in the palm of your hand and turn the Sqweel on low. Slowly lower it into the lube and let it rotate on your skin to coat the tongues and you’re ready to enjoy the slick tease! If you put it on high, you’ll probably shoot lube off your hand, so don’t do that. Also, I’ve learned through experience, not to put lube onto yourself, then touch yourself and try to hold the Sqweel. That’s difficult biz! As for cleaning, you can clean the silicone wheels with hot water and anti-bacterial soap and just leave them out to air dry, that’s what I do. I like to make sure everything is dry before I put it back together. The Sqweel itself is not waterproof because it has a battery compartment, so just wipe it clean on the exterior.
The Sqweel is made by LoveHoney, a sex toy headquarter in the UK. This toy originated from a fan of the company who entered the “design a sex toy contest” and actually won! That’s why we are enjoying it today, there was a call for unique toys that have never been done before, and yes, this is true to that calling. Just lately, Sqweel has opened its own dedicated web page and they have come out with some new products to use with the original device. My favorite, thus far, being the Sqweelers. These are just simple wheels that get placed into the original Sqweel that change up the mood and texture of your lubed, spinning passion! I had the opportunity to review two of these babies and I love them both. Another product that they’ve come up with is the Sqweevee. This toy has a very cool concept, but it’s not really a toy, it’s like a Sqweel pimper because it turns the Sqweel into a dual-stimulation device. It’s a hot pink sleeve that rests on the exterior of your Sqweel and has a hole for you to slip a rocket vibe into. The idea is for you to have the Sqweel rotating on your labia or vaginal opening and caressing you with the wheels, while a vibrator is, presumably, getting you off for reals, on your clit.
Let’s talk about the Sqweelers some more! Holy crap, the first thing that I have to say is that these are super cheap. I would have expected them to cost more, but I guess they are testing the market to see if there is much interest in the different wheels. I say yes. If you like your Sqweel as-is, I am telling you that you need to get, at least, one of these cheap-&-awesome Sqweelers! My favorite is the one with the big bumps in the center of the wheel and the tiny prickles on the exterior edges. For some reason, those big bumps are perfectly spaced and when the Sqweel is on high, they have the slightest fraction of skipping a beat and they make for an amazing feeling. I wish the Sqweel motor were stronger so that I could jam that thing into my clit and really get off with it. But I’m sure that the device would no-longer be an easy toy to pick up and hold. With great power, comes great design sacrifice! So really, this toy is made to tease and now, with these new wheels, they end up teasing more. Kinda sucks because I want to just….GRRRR on that thing! Hahah. The other wheel that I used was the one that looks like a clam shell, it has the wavy ripples. I had a feeling that I would love the way those things spin and having the silicone pressed onto my body would just create love-fold-overload. And it did! It was totally awesome and felt just like I expected. I really loved feeling the ripple effect and I thought that it would be my favorite until I put that bumpy one in. So it goes to show you that you never know how things will be until you try them on. I was pleasantly surprised with these cuties. If you check out my video, you will even hear me say that I kinda retired those cute tongues for my bumpy wheel! So awesome!
So, onto the poor Sqweevee. Let’s talk about you. In essence, you were an amazing idea and I really thought it would be bliss to have a high-powered clit vibe and those awesome spins to get off on, in combo. But, unfortunately, it didn’t work out that way for me. I was so sad! I tried so many ways to get it to work for me because I always give toys a chance and try to figure out the best way to use them. But I just couldn’t get the right angles or adjustments to enjoy the Sqweevee enough. It was too difficult and it was a competition between the vibe and the Sqweel. Aside from the fact that I couldn’t get that magical dual sensation, it was a very tight fit for a rocket vibe to fit into that tunnel-holder area. I ended up sticking a tiny vibrator in there for a non-committal way to try it out. Turns out, even the easy, slim, tiny vibe didn’t work out. I would have been more frustrated if I worked a bigger one into that hole. So I am glad that I didn’t, but I am sad that I couldn’t. The Sqweevee was a great idea, but in my opinion, you’re better off spending more money on the variation of textures that the Sqweelers give! I super-love those and I even like to use them on my husband during oral sex. The first time that he used the new wheels on me, he said “oh wow…Hey…” and he took it to his ball sack. Haha! He got to try it before me! So yes, these new additions are a win for us but I suggest going for the Sqweelers over the Sqweevee!
Favorite = Pearl Sqweeler, then the Wave. So awesome!
Thanks Babeland! I loved the opportunity to try out the Sqweel back in the day, and I was very glad to find some new loves for my device!
