Topco Sales gets their own Re-Cap because they have so much going on, and because I am in love with their new products! Be warned, you may see offensive things. =)
Topco Sales is a leading distributer of toys and toy lines that always exceed expected quality. Because they are so huge in the industry, they made sure to make their presence known at the ANME Founders Show this year. I’ve been working on a circus project, and as soon as I walked by a striped-tent wall, I was in love with the style. For as far as I could see, there were only walls and I had no idea what this thing was about. But, being myself, finding things that easily distract me, I was all over the place. Then, in the previous fashion, I hit another wall. I thought to myself that I better find out what these walls belong to. So, it took me a couple minutes, I traced it around and then I found myself at the front of the tent. Hallelujah!
I’m already upset, because it’s the last day and I’m in a hurry to explore as much as I can in little-to-no time and this tent is huge! As soon as I read the TOPCO Sign, my mouth dropped and my eyes widened. I remember hearing that their booth was going to be a themed surprise, but I had no idea of the detail that it would represent. This booth was so detailed and I don’t think that anyone has given them enough credit for what they have pulled off. The tent was striped, it was brought up to a peak at the ceiling, there were lights surrounding the outer perimeter and they were even the right type of bulbs to convey the circus theme. Astounding. Once you enter the tent, you find the Joanna Angel Blow-Up Doll as a trapeze artist high up in the tent and swinging in a sex swing. All around the inside walls are little booths, they are designed to look like cars of a train or carts, with their own individual set of curtains, lighting to show off the products and wheels at the bottom of the display. They had one of these areas sectioned off for each new line of products, had some toys out to touch and had plaques and descriptions for each line.
The Lines that were in cars are as follows (and I am going by memory, so please excuse me if I mess up) – Okay, I did mess up; I forgot where I saw “Average Joe”, a dildo line that is made of average men! =D and now we shall continue:
Right hand side, first was the Adam & Eve and Sinclair Institute, showcasing new anal beads and vibrators for each of the sister companies. I had to take photos because I love my BetterSex.com and you need to see the new vibrators that they are going to be selling pretty soon!
In the middle of the right side was the Hardware line. I absolutely love these products because they are tools! I am a hardware girl, I love to get screwed and I am not afraid of power tools. Well, the pretty ones, at least. I need these products. It’s a very charming line, masculine for the guys and fun for the girls, also.
The last one on the right side, deep into the Topco tent, was the Asylum line. Oh my, these are sexy. They have a look of mystery and a gothic-yet very white and clean feel to them. These products are centered around medical fantasies, patient and doctor scenarios and insanity, hence the name Asylum. The ability to get out of control is when the human mind feels free. This product line gives one person the ability and means to go insane and their partner gets to administer their own control over it. It’s a very well complimented relationship for this type of fetish and fantasy. Believe me, it’s not far from what we all think about and do every day, on/or near Halloween or even for role playing. We all love to play doctor and nurse once in a while. Now Topco is giving you the chance to get dirty with it. I also love the idea of sense deprivation that is included in some of their products, the hoods, etc. It sets the scene for mutual trust and new experiences. Bravo to Asylum!
Once you cross the tent, you enter into the edible land of Cake! This is an adorable, retro line of edible body products that are flavored in a baking-style palette. For those of you who love to cook, love to mix food with play, etc…this is the line for you. I haven’t smelled or tasted this line, but, being Topco, I am sure that it’s a premium line of products to check out. The line comes in different flavors as you will see in the photos, and they all have each flavor for each product. Bon Appétit!
On the middle of the left side of the tent was the Dirk Yates line of masculine sex toys! Awesome war-themed products that are sure to be a hit. From what I was able to catch a glance of, there was a bazooka styled stroker, some torpedoes for the butt – some were short, some were long. Varying widths and patterns were also included with each of the designs. One thing that looked amazing was the grenade stroker that was made by hand before it was casted for mass production. Beautiful craftsmanship and awesome theme, here! (I want a torpedo dildo!)
Back towards the front of the tent again, but on the left side, across from Adam & Eve and BetterSex, was the Bordello line, made for TLC. Bordello is the male stroker that is going to reshape the way of thinking – for masturbatory sleeves. The Bordello line consists of women, who all have names and personalities… Each one is positioned in her best way to show off her assets and invite you into her pleasures. They come packaged in, what looks to be, her own private room. But, best way to use your Bordello Lady is to take her out of her room and put her into yours. I’ve shown these strokers to a number of guys and they just said that they looked amazing. Another firm winner for Topco and TLC.
Those lines conclude the inner tent area, but I noticed a crack of light coming from the back of the tent, so I walked back over. I wasn’t sure if I was allowed back there, but I went for it anyways. I ended up on the back, left side of the tent, walking into the ViDA room. All of the Vida toys were dimly-lit, mysteriously displayed and just teasing me from their stands. The lady toys weren’t the only ones in that tent room. Right next to them was the new ViDA Gentlemen’s line. Hot damn, the guys are going to have fun with this one. They are masculine, black and blue, and well designed for each of their purposes. There will be two c-rings that are going to work in different ways, one vibrating and one stationary. They will be sizable by an inner ring and hard in structure, much like a steel c-ring would be, but not as heavy. The star of the show is going to be the prostate massager. This buddy is ergonomically shaped and designed to vibrate its way to absolute pleasure. While I was admiring the Gentlemen’s line, a woman came in and said how much she liked the g-spot massager. I was surprised and also intrigued; it’s very possible because Topco has already showcased so many things for men that I really want, also. The possibilities are endless! Thank you, ViDA!
Lastly, and not least, there was another tent room located next to ViDA. I opened the curtains and entered that room. Wow, Fucked. This was an area that had almost no light, except for the ones that were illuminating the unusual line of sex toys featured in this area of the “circus side-show/freak show”. Each product was lining the wall in their own space, much like a museum piece. The glass domes gave an eerie, yet awesome appeal to the subjects and I absolutely admired Topco’s display choice. Now, you may think that everyone was repulsed by this idea, but you would be wrong. The whole time that I was at the show, the only word that I heard was “bizarre”. Not a disgusted or negative response that I know of. I wasn’t in the tent all day, but I can tell you that most of the feedback that I know of was all intriguing or positive. People were more curious about the line than repulsed. In actuality, Topco did an amazing job on the line and for those who have these sexual interests; they are going to be on cloud nine because not another company out there would have been able to execute these like Topco has. I thought that they were fun to look at, read about and photograph. If I were to choose a product from this line, it would be the torn up penis. (Very different type of a dildo for me.) My husband, on the other hand, is fascinated with the prolapse.
“A paraphilia is a condition wherein a person’s sexual arousal and gratification depend upon fantasizing about and engaging in, sexual behavior that is atypical and at times, controversial. For many people whose sexual fantasies border on the unusual and bizarre, gratification – without the ability to live out their imagined scenarios – can seem like an impossible goal. Fucked toys allow a person to mentally play out their most daring fantasies while still engaging in socially acceptable form of sexual release. They finally get to indulge in activities that may be inadvisable in reality.” – Dr. Don Etkes, Ph.D.
So, the Fucked line consists of the following (All Cyberskin)…
Gaping Asshole Stroker – Abnormally loose anal sphincter muscle tone, often caused by repeated insertion of large objects into the anus. * Gape Fantasy *
Rosebud Ass Stroker (Rectal Prolapse) – A medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. *Pink Sock Fantasy*
Hermaphrodite Cock, Pussy and Ass – An individual in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present. *Hermaphrodite Fantasy*
Vomiting Mouth Stroker (Emetophilia) with scented lube – A sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. *Roman Shower Fantasy*
Bleeding Pussy Stroker (Menophilia) – Sexual arousal at the sight and smell of menstruation. *Red Wing Fantasy*
Shitting Ass Stroker (Coprophilia) with scented lube – An Abnormal, often obsessive interest in excrement, especially the use of feces for sexual excitement. *Scat Fantasy*
Teratophilia Cock – The sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people. *Disfigurement Fantasy*
Bug Chaser Cock – A slang term for a subculture of individuals who pursue sex with individuals infected with STDs including HIV, in hopes of contracting a disease. *Conversion Fantasy*
Acrotomophilia Love Doll with Cyberskin Pussy and Ass – The sexual attraction a person feels towards someone who has an amputation of a limb. *Amputee Fantasy*
So, there you have it. Topco Sales had an epic booth with amazing products to showcase, some more usual than others and everything was executed very well. I wanted to put a lot of attention on the Fucked line because I’ve noticed that there wasn’t a lot of coverage on it, since the show. Tabu, perhaps? =)
Thank you, Topco Sales for entertaining me with your products, design and creativity, I love you muchly!
